This is the first picture I was given of my unborn son
congratulations it’s a computer error
(via crystaldomicile)
I had to read this three times to realize it didn’t say “the power of YEET”
“this doesn’t work…” *throws laptop into the sun* “YEET”
(via zackisontumblr)
*shows up 15 months late with starbucks* anyway here’s my vine compilation
Fuck, Millennials are fucking hilarious
I always feel better about youths after a good vine comp.
t-t-t-t-t-target!!!!!
“Do you speak any Japanese?”
“I’m Chinese I don’t speak any-”
“‘Cause if you do, I’ll sleep with you right now.”
“MITSUBISHI, TOYOTA”
“Bitch cone get me, not only is he ugly but his dishes talk!”
“Who you talking to Belle?”
“Uh… No one…. bitch that was his plate!”
(via trust)
lucas better keep his little mouth shut
(Source: lttlgrmln, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)
this machine is so helpful
(Source: blackcatula, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)
what bastille song is this from
Things we lost in the fire
(Source: badfoodnetworkpuns, via unescapable)
“you’re an adult now”
“you need to choose a career”
“you need to make your own doctor’s appointment”
“your meat is huge and you look good as hell”
(via zackisontumblr)